Avengers

Let me get right into it.

The movie Avengers is the worst movie ever made.

Yep, I said it.
And I believe it.
And its the TRUTH.

If you want to fist fight me about it, you can find me here. (Don't ask me how I get internet service)

Yes, I know its making millions at the box office and everybody is raving about it, but it sucks and I hate it.
Because if I hate it, then you should automatically hate it too, because listening to a crazy person on the internet is definitely the most logical thing a person of your vast intellect could do.

And I'm going to tell you why.

Reason 1)  changing the Hulk's actor.
I really have no idea why they replaced Ed Norton with Mark Ruffalo. You cant just do that to nerds. It just makes no sense. Seriously, the Spiderman series stuck with frickin Tobey Maguire for 3 dang movies. Maybe because it was because Eddy was too busy making a Bourne movie sequel without Matt Damon. But that theory makes no sense because the guy who plays Hawkeye is in that same movie. Speaking of Hawkeye..

Reason 2) Who the F@#$ is Hawkeye?
Hawkeye? Really? Where did he come from? How many non-nerds have ever even heard of him? 3. That's the exact number. And one was just a lucky guess. Why not make a movie that's all about Hawkeye so the fans have something to base him off of like they did for Thor and Captain America. Also on that note...

Reason 3) Shitty background story movies
Marvel basically made two movies just to be able to make the avengers movie. Both the Thor and Captain America movies were shoved through Hollywood just to make room for their big Avengers movie. By hastily making those two movies, they basically killed any chance for a sequel of either of those two franchises. Which leads me to my final reason...

Reason 4) A BIG SHITTY SEQUEL!!!!
 You cant deny that $200 million on opening weekend is an ungodly amount of money, so you know for a fact that Marvel will want to come back and try to get some of that sweet, sweet nerd money. But of course, just like every other huge movie franchise, the sequel will be EVEN WORSE than the first one. ex. Indiana Jones, Die Hard, Ocean's 11. I could easily keep going but I grow weary from all the pent up rage.
If I discover any more reasons why the Avengers is the worst movie ever made, (and I will),I'll let you know in future blog posts.


Take it sleazy , I'm out.