Stop in the name of the laws of physics!

Me: "Hey."
Physics: ...
Me: "YA YOU, physics."
Physics: ...
Me: "whats up?"
Physics: ...
Me: "Whats up?
Physics: ...
Me: "You wanna do something about it?" "You wanna start something?"
Physics: ...
Me: "Yeah that's right, you don't even HAVE a unified theory. You cant even explain gravity. HA!"

That was the last time I talked shit to Physics. not just because it proceeded to drop heavy things on my toes, but because physics is more of an idea, and you can't beat up ideas(according to THE MAN, and by 'the man', I mean MULTIPLE psychiatrists).

BUT, if I could talk shit to ideas, the first one I would beat up would be gravity. Mainly because gravity is weak as shit. Also, I have minimal confidence in my fighting ability.
Hell, even electromagnetism is stronger than gravity. Put a static electricity covered balloon next to a piece of paper. Gravity is literally weaker than a balloon and a piece of paper. Pussy.

Gravity does have one thing going for it. There is no way to absorb, protect, or shield yourself from gravity. You literally CAN NOT HIDE FROM GRAVITY.
So even though it is a weak little bitch, it WILL find you. And it will bring heavy objects to drop on your extremities.