Now that's thinking with your headache!

Hello everyone, I would like to thank all of you for taking time out of your day to read this. I really appreciate all 6 of you (ba-dum-tisss). Also I don't really have a topic to write about today, so I'm just going to wing it.

So i was sitting here on the toilet , laying naked on my bed , sitting at my desk trying to write this post, I begin to feel this pain. It's kind of hard to explain, its like a pain underneath my hair but behind my face. I'm just gonna call it a "headache". So, this "headache" just starts randomly causing me pain out of nowhere like a ninja. Then, it proceeds to disappear like socks in the dryer. No warnings. No rhyme or reason. No cure. Just in one ear and out the other, (ba-dum-tisss).

So this headache comes and goes and I still don't know what to write about. Wait... I got it!

Gator Wrestling!!
No. Just kidding.
Headaches, I'm gonna write about headaches.

So, what is a headache? Where does it come from? Why are headaches a thing? Where are those voices in my head coming from?

Well according to Wikipedia, the world leader in making dumb people sound smart, a headache is

"A headache or cephalalgia is pain anywhere in the region of the head or neck. It can be a symptom of a number of different conditions of the head and neck.^[1] The brain tissue itself is not sensitive to pain because it lacks pain receptors. Rather, the pain is caused by disturbance of the pain-sensitive structures around the brain. Nine areas of the head and neck have these pain-sensitive structures, which are the cranium (the periosteum of the skull), muscles, nerves, arteries and veins, subcutaneous tissues, eyes, ears, sinuses and mucous membranes."

So what causes headaches? Well, it depends on what type of headache you have. There are over 200 types of headaches says smart-ass Wikipedia. The main types that people experience are tension-type headache and migraines. There are alot of other effed-up types of headaches but ill let you read about those on your own.

There's alot of other stuff on Wikipedia that deals with Biology and Chemistry and other science stuff that I don't understand. It's not like I'm a Rocket Surgeon or anything.
So if you ever have a headache, just go to Wikipedia and real all about the cures,
because reading a brightly lit webpage with tiny words definitely won't make your headache worse.

Or you could just have some Ibuprofen with you. Now that's thinking a-head (ba-dum-tisss.)